Quotes:
-“Uptown living, you’ve got to call 911. Where I am, I am 911.” — Phil Robertson
-"You go from happy happy happy to crabby crabby crabby." - Phil Robertson
-"Boys, i will hurt you physically and meta-physically." -Si Robertson
-"In the south, roadkill is a redneck paycheck." -Jase Robertson
-"I'm down like a rodeo clown." -Si Robertson
-"Let me put this into spanish for you: NO!" -Jase Robertson
-"Hey Jack!" -Si Robertson
-"I'm like an owl, i dont give a hoot!" -Si Robertson
-"You ain't a proper lady unless you have a goat or two." -Miss Kay
-"I'm so dope im Illegal in 55 states." -Si Robertson
I like these quotes because they are from my favorite characters and they are funny.